If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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