It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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