IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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