we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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