Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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