If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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