STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
as a side note pls kill me
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