do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
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