its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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