Only a mothe r could love this liver
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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