in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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