ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
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