I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
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