Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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