i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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