Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Barsexuality is the new black.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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