I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
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