3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
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