Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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