Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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