what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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