haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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