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I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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