Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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