Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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