So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
Please don't give away my fajitas
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