I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
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