if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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