good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Randomize
