Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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