Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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