***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
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