Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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