oh god the rape fog is back!
I don't think brook has ever known best
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
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