Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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