If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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