VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
My vagina just clenched in fear
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