we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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