hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I can feel your judgement through the phone
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Randomize
