We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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