Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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