Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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