it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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