i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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