Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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