I wish I could punch you in the face.
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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