You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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