Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
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