if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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