im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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