Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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