Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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